I have to eat you know! Want me to starve? Oh, I see.. Think I could loose some weight eh? I am practically wasting away right before your eyes! Do something! Don't just sit there laughing! Click the DONATE button and save me! Hurry up before you change your mind again! I am starving! My cat is starving! I may have to eat my cat before he eats me! Omgosh! What are you waiting for? Click the button! Oh NO! The cat has a weird look in his eye and is approaching with a fork! Help! Stop reading! Click the button before it is too late!!
PLEASE SEND POINTS! ... NOW!!
*No cats were harmed in this message.